The Bare Hunter.

This is how to get laid, every time.

Friendship is Destructive

Friendship is rare and beautiful.

Blondes on the sun.

It would be safer during an eclipse.

Green piracy.

I have saved the environment many times.

ZOMBIEMAN

It's a person.

It's a corpse.

It's ZOMBIEMAN!

The shaving cycle

My current state is inspiration.

A new point of view.

I am three of the above.
OK, four.
Five.
All of the above.

I'll burn it all down.

I had one of those days today.

I just yelled, I should have burnt it down.

Ginger vs. Redhead.

This picture brought to you 

by the good folks at

 the ginger awareness committee. 

Bad blind dog.

I hope I never go blind, otherwise

 I wouldn't see this awesome picture.

Whack a Kitty!

Absolutely adorable. 

No snippy comment.

I feel safe

Holy crap! He's got a shottie!

Updates from the dumb.

Driving, texting and has a dog on her lap.

I wonder if she is friends with her insurance company?

Evolution by Country.

WTF? I don't have a scarf!

Lets play doctor.

Kinda glad I missed out.

Don't fall for this.

It gets me every time.

Sold to the circus.

This applies to pets too.

Don't f**king touch me.

Should have got a BB.

I h8 Toby Flenderson.

Can you blame him though?

P.S. 100th post!

Enjoy your movie, jerk.

Happens to me all the time.

My new clock.

I must buy this clock.

Free strips of paper.

I'm surprised that there are any left.

Erotic Buffering.

I usually ask for a credit card for a free trial.

how to make cheating dice.

Vegas, here I come!

2010 Bring it on.

I got the gun, now I just need the water canteen.

Why beer?

For all proud members of NO MA'AM

The zombie apocalypse.

I got a wine bottle, large glass stein and my korg kaoss pad.

But a shotgun to my right.

The Heart-O-Rama

I wonder what "It's Complicated" would look like.

You just grew up a little.

I would have thrown his hat away.*poof* 

This lettuce died.

With a side order of dirt.

Public restroom rules

I am going to print and post this at work.

Touch screen haters club

They also secretly wish that they could safely pick their noses.

How to make a pug dog.

You really don't want to see how Shi-tsu's are made.

Ghost are not real.

Thats a hard lesson to learn.

Inflatable Leg.

Nothing beats the real thing.

The good ol' days

I can't wait until I remember the good ol' days of posting online.

Redneck Ice Fishing

A lovely tribute to the laziest and coldest sport on the planet.

Thanks to the good folks at http://www.icefishingpro.com

Proper road signs.

Every highway needs these signs.

How to keep a girlfriend.

The horrible car truth.

But you can't pick up chicks on a bicycle.

Fridge message

I'm getting mixed messages.

Welcome to the future.

He reminds me of someone.

A few pie graphs of awesomeness.

I am a few of those things. 

But I'll never tell...  

Mua ha ha ha ha ha.

Cat Threats

Don Meowconi is a pussy.

The Gentleman Zombie.

What a sweetheart.

In case of nothing to do.

I'd rather masturbate.

5 super neat ways to use a hooker.

I could really use a spotter, but 

I'd rather just have a good foot massage.

Lib-rar-y

Bwa ha ha ha! At lease it is anonymous. 

Unoriginal Facebook.

Only 1% of the population could come up with this kind of awesomeness.

Dead End

At least I wont be shot twice.