House rules.

I must obey rule #13

Redneck Ice Fishing

A lovely tribute to the laziest and coldest sport on the planet.

Thanks to the good folks at http://www.icefishingpro.com

How to keep a girlfriend.

In case of nothing to do.

I'd rather masturbate.

Thumbs up.

That can't be right?

Pooh-bear-phrenia

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hop hop hop.

How about a hummer?

Hummmmm...

B.J. Titsengolf

I would be Mr. T.V. Netporn

Plants are mean.

I'm never eating a walnut ever again.