Alone Forever.

This is why I never leave my house.

A severe warning

Pool Warning

Don't fall for this.

It gets me every time.

Sold to the circus.

This applies to pets too.

2010 Bring it on.

I got the gun, now I just need the water canteen.

Public restroom rules

I am going to print and post this at work.

Proper road signs.

Every highway needs these signs.

The horrible car truth.

But you can't pick up chicks on a bicycle.

Fridge message

I'm getting mixed messages.

Dead End

At least I wont be shot twice.

Insured by Mafia.

Funny like a clown?

You are richer than you think.

Count your fu*king blessings, you selfish bastard.

Problems.

You can tell me, i'm part of the 20% that don't care.

The complaint department.

"I don't like green signs."

Adam Hilliker must be obeyed.

1 kilometer = 0.621371192 mi

Thanks google.

Help desk.

I need this for my work.

Airline safety

Place your head between you knees and kiss your ass goodbye.

Wasps make a nice light snack.